Taking Battery to a Whole New Level

This is what happens when puns (and baked goods) attack.

Earlier this week, a Chicago woman allegedly assaulted her husband … with cupcakes. The husband called 911. When police arrived the wife admitted to “pelting” her icing-smudged husband with baked goods, whereupon the police arrested her.

(Wait for it….)

For battery.

But if the cupcakes were cooked, shouldn’t they actually have arrested her for bakery?

2 thoughts on “Taking Battery to a Whole New Level

  • October 21, 2011 at 9:49 am

    Readers take note: Do not read Susan’s blog while talking to your father on the phone. You may laugh at an inappropriate moment (e.g. when your father is telling you about his horrible week) and then you will have to explain why you found that humorous.

    • October 21, 2011 at 11:59 am

      Awesome! Having caused an awkward family moment in a life other than my own, I declare my week a success! (As an aside…sorry about your dad’s week. Hope it’s picking up now that it’s Friday.)

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