Something Needs to be Aired

July 27 is official “Take Your Houseplant For a Walk Day” in the United States – proving once again that Europe, Asia and Oz haven’t quite cornered the market on crazy.

We’ve still got plenty of the home-grown variety too.

I won’t be observing myself, however, for the following reasons:

1. My cats have eaten all the indoor plants at my house.

2. The last time I walked the office plants, they couldn’t keep up a reasonable pace.

3. My palm tree has a crush on the pine outside the window, and it’s embarrassing to stand there while it stares.

4. I’m afraid they’ll run off and leaf me.

Have you walked (or wokked) any plants today?