This is what happens when puns (and baked goods) attack.
Earlier this week, a Chicago woman allegedly assaulted her husband … with cupcakes. The husband called 911. When police arrived the wife admitted to “pelting” her icing-smudged husband with baked goods, whereupon the police arrested her.
(Wait for it….)
But if the cupcakes were cooked, shouldn’t they actually have arrested her for bakery?