On Sunday, I bought some supplies to repair the masonry steps in front of the house. I purchased trowels, some quik-crete, and (Tesla’s personal favorite) a brick hammer:
On the way home, Tesla pulled the hammer out of the bag and made several observations about other potential uses for the device. (Mostly violent and/or illegal, but all in the spirit one might expect from a mystery author’s son.)
About halfway home, he set the hammer down and said, “Well, I won’t be using it.”
I bit. “Why not?”
“The safety label says ‘Caution: wear safety goggles, user and observer*,’ and I don’t know how to wear the observer properly.”
Corporate grammar 0, Tesla 1.
* And yes, this is the exact text of the label and warning. Some things are too entertaining not to mention.