Amazon Needs to Get Out of My Head.

On one of my flights home from Atlanta, I had a conversation about the speed and the convenience of Amazon’s delivery system. At one point I made a joke about “unmarked Amazon vans sitting outside houses, stocked with the items Amazon’s guessed you want to buy, so you’ve no sooner pressed the purchase button than the doorbell rings.”

IT WAS A JOKE, PEOPLE.

Until this morning, when I discover that Amazon really is experimenting with same-day delivery systems.

Amazon’s reading my brain waves again. And frankly, that’s not a good thing.

I just hope they’re sharing the signal with Starbucks – because if they are, you can thank me for all the free lattes.

And, in case you’d forgotten, click through to the Debutante Ball to read about my surprise adventure with ninja turkeys.