Monthly Archives: October 2011

Surviving THE CALL, part 2: Herding the Mental Cats

Yesterday I talked a little about the lessons I learned that prepared me for THE CALL. Today’s follow-up looks a little more closely at the experience itself. It’s a generally-accepted axiom among writers that when your novel is on submission … Continue reading

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Surviving THE CALL Part 1: Do Your Homework, Polish and Plan … and Smile.

As those who follow my Twitter feed already know, I am now represented by literary agent Sandra Bond (of The Sandra Bond Agency). As those of you in the publishing industry know, this means I received “The Call” – an … Continue reading

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A Word to the (Not So) Wise

A few things to look out for (read: avoid like the plague) when setting up a spam-comment-bot to make allegedly personalized comments on “unsuspecting” blogs that link back to your sales-or-phishing website: 1.  Inadvertent humor. (“I’d been meaning to research … Continue reading

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Reads and Reviews: The Witch’s Trinity (by Erika Mailman)

I met Erika Mailman at the Historical Novel Society Conference last June (2011). I was browsing the conference bookstore and noticed a paperback novel with the intriguing title The Witch’s Trinity. As it turned out, the author was standing only … Continue reading

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Taking Battery to a Whole New Level

This is what happens when puns (and baked goods) attack. Earlier this week, a Chicago woman allegedly assaulted her husband … with cupcakes. The husband called 911. When police arrived the wife admitted to “pelting” her icing-smudged husband with baked … Continue reading

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Chocolate, Cupcakes and Fire

October 18 is official “Chocolate Cupcake Day.” To my dismay, the lemon cupcake appears to have no holiday of its own – a tragic oversight on the part of the Universe. Still, we pick ourselves up and we do the … Continue reading

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Sometimes, the Weeds, they Win

Last night Tesla informed me that he wants to change his 11th grade science course from Physics to Special Topics in Botany. But not foo-foo botany. Life’s not all daisies and dogwoods you know. Tesla wants to study … “aggressive … Continue reading

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Shiny Dinglehoppers: Sexy Shrimp

As promised, this is your slightly delayed Tuesday Wednesday Tank-Day Post. It’s also a shiny dinglehopper post, because I’m guessing many of you have never heard of a sexy shrimp. Permit me to introduce Connery and his lady friend, Zeta: … Continue reading

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Boys Will be Boys…At Any Age

While driving to work this morning I saw something so awesome I had to share.* My neighborhood is aging, and many of our neighbors are couples in their late 80s and early 90s. Many of these couples walk regularly for … Continue reading

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Reads and Reviews: Die Buying (by Laura DiSilverio)

Die Buying: Military police(wo)man E.J. Ferris became a “mall cop” out of necessity, after a roadside IED injured her leg and forced her early retirement. Her new job hardly presents a challenge – until an unpopular real estate developer ends … Continue reading

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